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Scenes from Chipotle

[Two men, each about 50, sit at a table over burritos. One of them is wearing a t-shirt that says "If you don't like abortions, don't get one." He is listening as the other man speaks]

Man #1: But the planes couldn’t have brought down the towers. The physics don’t work. And the Democrats are in on it. Howard Dean is not a dumb man; he’s inquisitive. He’d figure it out.

[Man #2 is not buying it. He's too smart for that.]

Man #2: But what about Castro? Who told him to be quiet? Bush and Castro have the same master.

I really, truly wish that I were making this up.