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The Roby Plan For America

Josh and I were talking almost a year ago about how awesome it would be if the next President declared Bush an enemy combatant specifically to make the point that the President should not have such a power. Today, I was thinking of other such actions to take.

  • Issue a signing statement that annexes Cuba. For the greater good.
  • Claim that the text of the speech you are currently giving cannot be reproduced, due to executive privilege.
  • Also claim that it’s a state secret.
  • Announce that you will be holding a secret trial to determine the guilt of (let’s say) the Supreme Court Chief Justice.
  • Pause dramatically.
  • Announce that he has been found guilty, based on the ample secret evidence.
  • Claim that tomorrow, you will be picking a name out of a hat, and that person will be put in jail for suspicious activity, with no trial and no habeus corpus rights. A new person will be chosen each day.


For best effect, announce these in your inauguration.