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Review: A Game of Thrones

There is a good book inside Game of Thrones—maybe even two—but they are buried underneath an avalanche of monotonous detail, with four interconnected plot lines fighting each other for attention and strangling each other for air.

The book tries to do too much and instead does too little. As the first part of an epic-scoped series, it attempts to set the stage of an entire world, telling the reader all about the politics and society of the world and failing utterly to make any of it interesting on a human level. The cast of characters includes some gems, to be sure—Tyrion and Jon and Arya are my favorites—but their stories feel like backgrounds for later tales, not tales in their own right. Martin has scorned one of the cardinal rules of writing—start in the middle—and ignored it to his great detriment.

Tyrion is the closest to a complete tale, an antiheroic rise from scorned younger brother to man in his own right. But his tale cannot stand on its own without the suspicion that Tyrion is an assassin and a scoundrel, and that suspicion is born of the other narrators being more sympathetic than he is. Jon is a close second for completeness, a Shakespearean play of a bastard son taking what is given him and trying to find out how much honor his station allows him, and where. But his internal drama is driven entirely by the events played out in the other plot lines; information that reaches him too late for him to do anything: if the reader learned those events when Jon did their import and impact would be considerably lessened. Arya is an interesting character whose story I expect to start sometime soon, but as of the end of the book she’s still seeking a conflict she can fight in instead of merely observe.

The other characters are more deeply problematic. Eddard is completely bland, a tragic hero who in the end fails to let his tragic trait take him to his grave. Sansa is a foil and little else. Catelyn is a narrator’s tool and a convenient traveling point of view. Bran is nearly interesting but then consigned to live out a boring life far from any of the action. Their inclusion serves the greater epic, but it just clogs the novel and makes reading it slower, spacing out the actually interesting points with filler material.

But I’m intentionally ignoring Dany. This odd inclusion is one of the above-mentioned novels embedded deep within Game of Thrones, struggling to survive on its own. But here, too, is an odd mismatch: Dany is interesting, and her personal arc is appropriately scoped for the beginning of an epic, and it even has a resolution to make the novel feel complete. But Dany’s surroundings are completely boring. Martin conglomerates the Mongols and the Amerindians and the Huns into one confused people and then populated this nation with flat, uninteresting characters who cannot be distinguished from their cultural roles. Khal Drogo is the Dothraki, and the Dothraki are him: there is no distinguishing feature that allows him to be interesting, and when Dany falls madly in love with him the reader is stuck wondering why.

Now, it’s completely possible that the rest of the series takes all of these shattered shards of plot and hangs them onto one amazing chandelier, sparkling with Martin’s talent. And if the series was a trilogy I might even work up the courage to find out, but there’s already five books out and a sixth is on the way. I don’t want to spend the time to wade through more muck to get to the occasional interesting nugget.

And in the end, the scope is the problem. An epic is a fine and lofty goal, but if the component parts aren’t interesting enough to take me along for the ride, it’s a failure. And Game of Thrones’ meanderings from genuinely good ideas to regurgitated anglophilia lost me somewhere in its big mushy middle.

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Balancing Budgets

Why do balanced budget proposals always make up their deficits with automatic spending cuts? Why couldn’t we have a system where the budget automatically adjusts taxes up to close the deficit in the previous year, unless Congress passed a 2/3rds vote to find appropriate cuts?

You’d have to watch out for Laffer Curve effects, because you’d get into a place where your raised taxes would actually make the deficit worse, but the aforementioned 2/3rds vote could take care of that.

The danger is that this year’s Congress would spend like a sailor and let next year’s Congress deal with the aftermath. But you spend like a sailor in order to keep your job, so you’d be in next year’s Congress!

An example. Let’s say you had a massive recession and this year’s budget was, say, $1.5 trillion in the hole. At the end of the year, CBO and/or JCT would take that number, adjust for inflation, population growth, and new interest due to the deficit spending, and determine that (for example) we need $1.7 trillion more in revenue. They’d split that into the various tax brackets (or a VAT, if we had one), and raise all rates across the board (or proportionally, or whatever) so that tax receipts next year should be $1.7 trillion more.

Now in a recession you don’t want to raise taxes, so Congress instead can pass a bill that’d find $1.7 trillion in cuts (again, as scored by CBO). If they only find $1 trillion in cuts, then taxes go up to cover the $.7 trillion that’s left. If they find $2 trillion in cuts, taxes go down. Congress has the final say, because that’s their job, but the default path is a budget balanced by bringing income into line with spending.

To take it a step further, this plan would require you to know how much extra revenue could be generated with various increases (which is kind of the opposite of what the CBO does now, but not dramatically different). With that information always available, you could just remove the need to pay for laws in the laws themselves, and just assume that they’ll be picked up in the next automatic stabilization. You might not want to do that all the time, but for the vast majority of things it’d be simpler.

Has any government tried this before?

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Beltway Rhapsody

(to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

Inspired by this tweet from Dave Weigel


Is this the real news?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in the cycle
No escape to reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I’m a swing voter (Poor boy)
I watch news on TV
Because I’m easy come, easy go
Polling high, polling low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn’t really matter to me, to me

Mama just saw a man
With a ballot in his hand
Pull a lever, take a stand.
Mama, the race has just begun
But now he’s gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
Didn’t mean to make you cry
If I’ve not change my mind this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

It’s too late, Glenn Beck has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Mind is aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
I’ve got to go
Gotta leave the truth behind and live the lie.
Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows)
I don’t want to choose
Sometimes wish I’d never been given the vote

[Guitar Solo]

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Ezra Klein! Ezra Klein! Will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Yglesias) Yglesias (Yglesias) Yglesias, Yglesias Figaro
Politico-o-o-o-o
I’m just a voter nobody loves me
He’s just a voter from a rich family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Dave Weigel! No, we will not let you go
Let him go
Dave Weigel! We will not let you go
Let him go
Dave Weigel! We will not let you go
Let me go (Will not let you go)
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go
Conspiracy! Have the Palins put aside for me, for me, for me!?

So you think you can sway me with ads that are fly?
So you think I will love you for ads that you buy?
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows…

Adobe InDesign CS2 and Migration Assistant

I installed Adobe InDesign CS2 on my last laptop about a month ago. CS2 is old; it came out in 2005 and runs under Rosetta, but it worked great on my MacBook Pro 2007 with its Core 2 Duo.

But that MacBook Pro was getting old, so work got me a shiny new one with an i7 inside. Nice! I used the Migration Assistant and pulled all my stuff over from backup, and was off and computing in no time.

But then yesterday I opened InDesign and it told me I had to reactivate. Stupid Adobe. I went through the motions and it denied me because I needed to deactivate the old machine. I pulled it out and did so. Now, trying to activate the new machine game me a useful error message:

Repair 93:-4

Oh, of course. That means… who has any idea what that means?

Google told me it meant “invalid serial number,” but since I was reading the serial number off the box I doubted that that was correct.

I tried the obvious things like a reinstall, an uninstall and a reinstall, reading the readme and doing all the things it told me to do to uninstall, then a reinstall, etc. No dice.

This was 2am, so I went to bed and in the morning I called Adobe Support. The tech was bright and chipper as he told me that CS2 wasn’t supported on Snow Leopard, but I could shell out $200 to get an upgrade to CS5. I was not amused.

So I started doing some more spelunking. I found a few more files to try deleting, but nothing seemed to help. Then I found an article on Adobe’s knowledge base that talked about setting permissions on /Library/Preferences/Adobe Systems/. I went over there and deleted the file entirely, relaunched, and activation went off without a hitch.

So if you’re seeing Repair 93:-4, just delete /Library/Preferences/Adobe Systems/ and relaunch; you should be good to go. If only their support line knew.

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Baby Game Results

Foreward

I looked over the results and decided that the methodology was a little suspect. Any category that had a large average distance weighed disproportionately into the results, so a good guess on hour (most people guessed late afternoon) or minute (which just had a huge spread) was a big boon. Similarly, results were pretty split between high-seven pound guesses and low-eight pound guesses, and because those were two different categories the much farther-off low-sevens were actually better in the game’s rules. I tried all sorts of averaging and grade-curving, but didn’t come up with anything that made the results more sensible without arbitrarily weighting some other category too heavily, so I stuck with the rules as written and present the results below, for the social network league, the work league, and the combined World Series.

Social Network League

Category Winners
  • first name: Tie between Elizabeth Hess and Erin Sells, both off by 4.
  • middle name: Gay Roby, off by 3
  • pounds: Ben Roby, the only one to guess a correct 7
  • ounces: Ben Roby, off by only 4
  • inches: Andi Ardisone, off by only 0.6
  • day: Gay Roby, the only one to guess the correct 18
  • hour: Erin Sells, off by a mere 1
  • minute: Ben Roby, off be only 7
Overall Winner
  • Kairi’s new uncle Ben Roby
Ben Roby
  • first name: guessed amelia, which was off by 5.0 (counts double)
  • middle name: guessed elizabeth, which was off by 6.0 (counts double)
  • pounds: guessed 7, which was off by 0.0
  • ounces: guessed 8, which was off by 4.0
  • inches: guessed 16, which was off by 3.0
  • day: guessed 20, which was off by 2.0
  • hour: guessed 17, which was off by 16.0
  • minute: guessed 23, which was off by 7.0
  • total distance: 21.3541565040626
Gay Roby
  • first name: guessed tiffany, which was off by 7.0 (counts double)
  • middle name: guessed gail, which was off by 3.0 (counts double)
  • pounds: guessed 8, which was off by 1.0
  • ounces: guessed 0, which was off by 12.0
  • inches: guessed 21.75, which was off by 2.75
  • day: guessed 18, which was off by 0.0
  • hour: guessed 17, which was off by 16.0
  • minute: guessed 23, which was off by 7.0
  • total distance: 23.9491649123722
Andi Ardisone
  • first name: guessed madison, which was off by 5.0 (counts double)
  • middle name: guessed emma, which was off by 5.0 (counts double)
  • pounds: guessed 8, which was off by 1.0
  • ounces: guessed 2, which was off by 10.0
  • inches: guessed 19.6, which was off by 0.600000000000001
  • day: guessed 23, which was off by 5.0
  • hour: guessed 17, which was off by 16.0
  • minute: guessed 27, which was off by 11.0
  • total distance: 24.5633873885505
Elizabeth Hess
  • first name: guessed olivia, which was off by 4.0 (counts double)
  • middle name: guessed rose, which was off by 5.0 (counts double)
  • pounds: guessed 8, which was off by 1.0
  • ounces: guessed 7, which was off by 5.0
  • inches: guessed 20, which was off by 1.0
  • day: guessed 22, which was off by 4.0
  • hour: guessed 5, which was off by 4.0
  • minute: guessed 43, which was off by 27.0
  • total distance: 29.4957624075053
Erin Sells
  • first name: guessed lauryn, which was off by 4.0 (counts double)
  • middle name: guessed hannah, which was off by 4.0 (counts double)
  • pounds: guessed 8, which was off by 1.0
  • ounces: guessed 2, which was off by 10.0
  • inches: guessed 18, which was off by 1.0
  • day: guessed 21, which was off by 3.0
  • hour: guessed 0, which was off by 1.0
  • minute: guessed 47, which was off by 31.0
  • total distance: 33.7194306001747

Work Leauge

Category Winners
  • first name: Kevin Hartsock, off by only 3
  • middle name: Kevin Hartsock, with an exact match of Faith.
  • pounds: Four Way Tie Between Mike Sheffey, Loren Bland, Nick Lassonde and Charlie Bosson. Epic Rock Paper Scissors War to ensue.
  • ounces: Tie Between Nick Lassonde and Charlie Bosson. Epic Rock Paper Scissors War to ensue.
  • inches: Loren Bland, off by a mere 0.3
  • day: Kevin Hartsock, off by just 3
  • hour: Charlie Bosson, off by 2
  • minute: Tie Between Nick Lassonde and Charlie Bosson. Epic Rock Paper Scissors War to ensue.
Overall Winner
  • Although Kevin Hartsock won both double-weighted name categories, the well-rounded guesses of Charlie Bosson win the day! Candy bar of his choice when next I am in the office!
Charlie Bosson
  • first name: guessed aeioulz, which was off by 6.0 (counts double)
  • middle name: guessed aeioumr, which was off by 6.0 (counts double)
  • pounds: guessed 7, which was off by 0.0
  • ounces: guessed 10, which was off by 2.0
  • inches: guessed 18, which was off by 1.0
  • day: guessed 24, which was off by 6.0
  • hour: guessed 3, which was off by 2.0
  • minute: guessed 23, which was off by 7.0
  • total distance: 15.4272486205415
Kevin Hartsock
  • first name: guessed maria, which was off by 3.0 (counts double)
  • middle name: guessed faith, which was off by 0.0 (counts double)
  • pounds: guessed 8, which was off by 1.0
  • ounces: guessed 3, which was off by 9.0
  • inches: guessed 20.1, which was off by 1.1
  • day: guessed 21, which was off by 3.0
  • hour: guessed 12, which was off by 11.0
  • minute: guessed 5, which was off by 11.0
  • total distance: 18.7672587236389
Nick Lassonde
  • first name: guessed pink, which was off by 4.0 (counts double)
  • middle name: guessed shrimp, which was off by 5.0 (counts double)
  • pounds: guessed 7, which was off by 0.0
  • ounces: guessed 10, which was off by 2.0
  • inches: guessed 18, which was off by 1.0
  • day: guessed 27, which was off by 9.0
  • hour: guessed 17, which was off by 16.0
  • minute: guessed 23, which was off by 7.0
  • total distance: 21.7485631709315
Loren Bland
  • first name: guessed jacklyn, which was off by 6.0 (counts double)
  • middle name: guessed lainer, which was off by 4.0 (counts double)
  • pounds: guessed 7, which was off by 0.0
  • ounces: guessed 4, which was off by 8.0
  • inches: guessed 18.7, which was off by 0.300000000000001
  • day: guessed 23, which was off by 5.0
  • hour: guessed 21, which was off by 20.0
  • minute: guessed 25, which was off by 9.0
  • total distance: 25.9632432488701
Mike Sheffey
  • first name: guessed madison, which was off by 5.0 (counts double)
  • middle name: guessed anne, which was off by 4.0 (counts double)
  • pounds: guessed 7, which was off by 0.0
  • ounces: guessed 0, which was off by 12.0
  • inches: guessed 20, which was off by 1.0
  • day: guessed 27, which was off by 9.0
  • hour: guessed 16, which was off by 15.0
  • minute: guessed 35, which was off by 19.0
  • total distance: 29.8998327754521

World Series

Category Winners
  • first name: Kevin Hartsock, off by only 3
  • middle name: Kevin Hartsock, with an exact match of Faith.
  • pounds: Five Way Tie Between Ben Roby Mike Sheffey, Loren Bland, Nick Lassonde and Charlie Bosson.
  • ounces: Tie Between Nick Lassonde and Charlie Bosson, off by 2.
  • inches: Loren Bland, off by a mere 0.3
  • day: Gay Roby, the only one to guess the correct 18
  • hour: Erin Sells, off by a mere 1
  • minute: Three Way Tie Between Ben Roby, Nick Lassonde and Charlie Bosson.
Overall Winner
  • Charlie Bosson pulls through with his impressively small 15.4.
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Baby Game: Social Networks Edition

Our next baby is due on the 23rd, but we got word yesterday that if there’s no baby by next Monday, we’ll be picking a day to induce. That means it’s time for a Baby Game!

This Baby Game seeks to be the geekiest it can be. It’s powered by a Ruby script, it uses Levenshtein distances, and involves an eight-dimensional Euclidean space.

Players will submit guesses in each of these categories:

  • First Name
  • Middle Name
  • Birth Weight in Integer Pounds
  • Birth Weight in Ounces-Over-An-Integer-Pound
  • Birth Length in Inches (fractions allowed)
  • Day of the Month
  • Hour of the Day (Military time)
  • Minute of the Hour

The script then takes all the guesses and plots them in an eight-dimensional Euclidean space.

  • The closest point in that space to the actual point created by the actual values will win.
    • That basically just means you should try to be close on everything
  • The name guesses are double-weighted.
  • To convert the strings into numbers we use the aforementioned Levenshtein distances, which measure the similarity of two strings by determining how many additions and subtractions are needed to turn the first string into the second string.

In this league, the winners only reward is gloating (I can’t yet email you a candy bar, but I am hard at work on the technology to do so).

Comment/Email/DM/Wallpost/StatusComment your guesses; we’ll see who comes out on top!

PS If you want a leg up, Mikayla Grace was due March 15th and was born the 18th; she was 7lbs 15oz, and was born at 3:57am

PPS I assure you that if we do have to pick a day to induce, we will absolutely be using this as a means to screw with the game

PPPS If you’re part of the work league, you can have new guesses in this league, or the same guesses in this league; Sonja and I just wanted to open it up to other people

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Limitations

The most important part about the iPad are its limitations.

But they’re important not because it defines what the device “can’t do”; in the fullness of time the App Store will likely bring us all sorts of new and interesting workarounds to the limitations.

Rather, the limitations are important because it delineates the boundaries of Apple’s concept of “what you do with your computer.” Look between the boundaries and see the shape inside, and note how different it is from the shape we had in old WIMPy designs.

Let’s contrast with netbooks. Netbooks are a vision of computing where the primary use case is web access, and your computer has little power. The shape between those boundaries fits snugly into the shape we had before it: netbooks do what we could do with our old computers, but less of it.

The iPhone has a different shape. You’re not ever going to write a novel on the thing, and you’re not going to create a new website from scratch. But it turns out that you can draw New Yorker covers with it. It allows new social networks and redefines how you interact with others. The shape of “iPhone computing” has lost some of the useful corners of the shape we were used to, but it has some large new areas that we’re still in the process of exploring.

The question, then, is if the “iPad computing” shape is different enough that it really is another revolution. We know that the iPad doesn’t allow you to do everything you could do before; the important thing to discover (and I don’t think anyone has the answer yet) is whether or not the iPad allows you to do things you never could before.

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On Software Patents

There’s been a lot of linking to Stephen O’Grady’s piece on software patents lately, and I thought I’d do the same but provide my own twist on these arguments.

The area of “software that should be patentable” exists between a floor defined by “algorithms and math” and a ceiling of things that are overbroad and are already used by everybody. The rub is that I’m not actually sure there is any room between those two.

It should be noted that “algorithms and math” technically can’t be patented right now, but if you claim to be patenting a “system which” performs that algorithm, you can effectively patent that algorithm. This is a perversion of the process, and that’s bad, both because it allows things to become patent-encumbered that need to be free and because it becomes an argument for there being a larger space of patentable things in the software world.

Further complicating matters, software patents do not require the code to be made public, whereas physical device patents require blueprints. So when your butter churner patent expires, the public is enriched by open access to your invention, and until then other people can see what you did and make their butter churner work differently to avoid your patent. With software patents it’s a minefield where you can never be sure you’re safe and no one gets to see what you’ve done.

Finally, software patents have historically been overseen by people who have no idea how software works, leading to horrible patents on things that are obviously covered by previous use, other things that are just obvious, and things that aren’t possible when patented but will be later (so you can lock your competitors out of a market before the market even exists).

This leads to the entire industry living in fear of a massive patent war, with everybody arming themselves with defensive patents and being overly cautious, with the result that we as a public lose out on innovative products

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Ode to a Lunch Spot

I wrote this Wednesday, but embargoed it until today so that I wouldn’t break the news to anyone

Joseph is probably in his late sixties. He’s gruff, jewish, and has a trace of an eastern european accent. He’s bald, with a circle of hair that reminds one of bristles on a broom.

Until a few months ago, he owned and operated the 7-11 on the corner by our house. He knew me and I knew him and we chatted little small talk chats whenever I would pop on down for a soda run or to pick up a gallon of milk. Then one day he disappeared and two vaguely middle eastern guys in their early thirties took over. It was a little transition, but it made me sad. I miss Joseph.

Today I found out that Sandella’s– the restaurant by my office that I go to literally every day that I’m in the office– is closing effective Sunday. There’s just not enough traffic to keep them in the black, my nine visits in the last two weeks notwithstanding. For me, this is going to be a big transition, and it’s bummed me out ever since I found out around noon.

I walked into Sandella’s for the first time on July 6th, 2009 and I ordered their Chicken Delicato Panini with a side salad and a drink. It was delicious. Better yet, the whole meal was only 877 calories. I was less than one week into calorie counting with Lose It!, and finding a place close to work with good food that wasn’t bad for my caloric budget was a godsend.

I went back the next day. My first of many Brazilian Chicken Flatbreads, which quickly became my favorite. Two days later the Hummus Wrap. The next week Monday the Brazilian, Tuesday the Delicato, Thursday the Brazilian. Since that fateful day last July I’ve logged seventy six visits in Lose It.

But even though I love their food, what I will miss vastly more are the people. On about the third trip I was asking for the staff’s names, and I made a point of addressing people by name, and found that courtesy reciprocated. I’ll miss Carrie and Kim and Adam and Lindsey and Kate and Barbara and Marc… well, Barbara and Marc aren’t really staff: they’re the owners. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that they’re my friends. They’ve met my wife, my daughter, my parents; we’ve talked about each others kids and weekends.

And as hard as my losing a lunch spot is for me, what’s bummed me out so much is the thought that my friends are going through so much more. I can’t begin to think how much they’ve poured into this place that I love, and how much more they love it and how much it has to hurt to say goodbye to it. After leaving today I was wracking my brain for ways to help: shuffling all my acquaintances there; getting them to cater whatever event I could dream up; robbing banks. But I’m just one guy, and an increase in my already copious business isn’t going to be enough to turn the tide.

So instead I just wanted to write this out and share with the world that until Sunday there’s a little place in Aliso Viejo that’s just perfect, and that it’s helped me lose fifty pounds in a year, and that I’ve passed many a lunch hour there enjoying their music and their willingness to let me sit and read, and that I’m going to miss is very, very much.

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Review: This Present Darkness

67640955-61EF-4269-BDD0-B4C4C790FF34.jpgThis Present Darkess is a fun little book, but it’s a novel and not a book about theology. Indeed, if you think about the theology too hard it all kind of falls apart.

Let’s do it anyway.

The book, for those of you who haven’t read it (you should; it’s a good romp if a mite predictable), is the story of a small town being overrun by demonic forces, and the people and angels who drive those demons out. The rest of this is full of spoilers, so if you care about such things you should stop reading now.

It’s got some silliness inherent in its origin; the bad guy is a conglomeration of everything the Religious Right feared in the early eighties (the UN, psychics, foreigners, video games, and academics all play a part), and the portrayal of some aspects of the world are odd thirty years on (cell phones really changed the suspense genre), but it holds up pretty well.

I do want to point out one bit of hysteria that’s notable for it’s absence, though: Marshall, one of the main protagonists, is a journalist hot on the trail of the real story, bravely standing up against corruption, trying to find a calm place for this family after leaving… the New York Times. Today he’d be from Fox News. Or the AP, or something. But not the Grey Lady; she’s too liberal.

Hank, a small-church pastor and the other protagonist, is bland to the point of boredom. He’s a praying man (which gives him power to expel the demons, which is handy), and he’s standing up to the corrupt board members, but his strong faith defines him so much that he’s got no conflict and no character. He’s a goody two shoes, which makes him useful, but not interesting.

But Marshall is enough to drive the story, and largely does. He’s screwed up and conflicted, trying to slow life down from his previous hunt-the-big-story days by moving to a small town, but caught up in something bigger than he bargained for. He’s doubtful and cynical and smart, and makes a very good vehicle to explore the town. His efforts to get to the bottom of everything are what makes the plotline move.

The plotline is mostly good, but does get a little muddled. The demonic forces want to take over Ashton, the small town where all the action happens, but it’s never made clear why that’s a reasonable goal. The college in town is largely theirs already (book learnin’ jus’ makes ya forget yer Bible!), and it’s implied that they could use the town as some sort of base of operations, but it’s directly stated that there are other towns that the demons already control, and it’s never said why this town is special enough to merit the showdown that the book describes.

More problematic, though, is how the book describes the spiritual warriors that are the reason the book stands out from most suspense novels.

The demons are split into two categories: most of them are named for some dark deed (Divination, Fortune Telling) or inclination (Lust, Deception), but some have proper names and rule over the others (Rafar, Lucius, The Strongman). The demons are always intimidating each other and jostling for rank; there’s a lot of infighting and back biting, with predictable results. But the demons are also always scheming and plotting; they take matters into their own hands and use their initiative to catch the good guys flat footed and turn the situation to their advantage. The demons can scare the humans and screw up their lives by latching onto them and eventually possessing them.

The angels, meanwhile, are hiding. They come into town and keep a low profile, and protect Hank and his church buddies. They’re always seeking “prayer cover” to help them in their fight against the demons. They talk about God and his foreknowledge, but they seem rather unsure of their own plans. They never, ever take the initiative, because they want the humans to get everything done; they step in to protect and to aid, but never to do it themselves.

This is necessary to make the narrative work; the demons have to look like they’re going to win, or the book would be a very long series of uninteresting routs. And the forces of darkness appear to be doing well for most of the book: they’re screwing things up, pushing the town closer to the brink and making life more miserable, while the Angels stand by and do very little (sometimes intentionally, sometimes because the demons overpower them). But this is rather troubling theologically; if the Angels are present, why can’t they manage to win anything?

This is a small subset of the larger problems with this kind of Spiritual Warfare: it moves the focus off the battle for souls and puts it onto an actual battle. The tactics and strategies used by the Angels and the Demons become more interesting (and more influential) than the actual people that should be the whole point. The humans need to be the ones resisting, and they need to be able to do so with or without angelic assistance. Demons reaching into the humans’ minds and convincing them to follow bad theology breaks the primal role of man making the right decisions. And perhaps most important of all, the battle only makes sense if there’s a possibility that it can be decisive; God has to be in a position to lose, or neither side will show up on the battlefield. But putting God in that position is difficult to pull off, since you have to have a pretty bizarre reading of Revelation to think that these battles happen and that a divine loss is a possibility.

But even with this Amazing Unravelling Armageddon Thread, this book is a well-executed suspense novel intertwined with a neat supernatural complication that’s well written if a little kooky at times. If you take it for what it is and don’t try to read too much into it, it’s an enjoyable read.

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